248 Hey, what do you say we sing a driving song? 157 now you get your shoes half-price! Why is it every time I open this door. 00:10:43,489 --> 00:10:50,324 Lies the seed that with the sun's love... 197 What am I in congress? I mean we can take a family vacation. Why is it every time I open this door Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! 00:19:39,575 --> 00:19:42,026 00:17:42,204 --> 00:17:44,303 Uh, Sir, this employee just made a sexual remark to me. What? 00:08:13,646 --> 00:08:16,248 281 332 00:05:06,945 --> 00:05:08,279 A monkey would talk less! Hey, that was Roxette with You've got the look. tomorrow's lottery number? just saying there's hole in the story. 399 it's gonna be associated with one particular bad memory. Get out! Hurry! Hey! There's nothing like a good suit massage. They'll probably even be willing to I found us a ride to Quahog 00:07:47,052 --> 00:07:48,886 I don't know man, but... 82 Very simple explaination. 'Cause I'm the real article. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » F » Family Guy "Family Guy" revolves around the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family striving to cope with everyday life in the fictional city of Quahog, Rhode Island, as … 214 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:31,914 Ira Glass. Why are we in New York? Inside the Teenage Brain Program #2011 Original airdate: January 31, 2002. - No. Hey, let her go! Transcripts are a good idea for sourcing; it helped me with "420 (Family Guy)". Stewie, you've got to clean the bathroom! 00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:19,772 with your new DirecTV system. 61 it's gonna be associated with - Shut up! 373 to fly that thing... 100 I'm trying to watch TV. - Hello. You've got to go clean that up. 180 What am I in congress? Just in case what? Where are we? Barrelling around the Earth - Yep. When you use a bird to write with, it's called tweeting. Why don't you just get yourself settled up on that table. But I don't like to hurt Oh, I threw out all your apple juice, 176 00:15:43,265 --> 00:15:44,716 We're going home. what are you doing down there? 309 Uh, Sir, this employee just made Peter, did you get the train tickets? How'd that sound from your end? Meg? Transcript for the FRONTLINE film The Vaccine War. Look, is that normal? 359 See, laughter is the best medicine. 315 232 Well, be that as it may. Aquaman, help! Oh my God! 00:13:01,097 --> 00:13:03,057 117 00:11:54,599 --> 00:11:57,709 I'm down to Meg's last hat. 4 Oh my God! 251 Well, okay, I guess so. He-he. and sheltered by Pakistanis. Whaaaat? How arab was he? you've managed to make things worse at every turn! All right, everybody, off we go! gonna be mad about what I just did. 00:20:33,290 --> 00:20:34,723 12 Peter, what the hell is that? 289 00:07:26,002 --> 00:07:28,836 Huh, what's this? I'm so glad you're all right. 101 00:04:52,897 --> 00:04:55,816 265 00:06:51,346 --> 00:06:52,404 Yeah, why didn't they just Is the music okay? 00:16:08,321 --> 00:16:11,298 00:18:05,863 --> 00:18:08,715 Are we laughing at Brian? No one. Well, Rupert, we're out of food, In the spring... 198 I've gotta kick this guy's ass. 254 st-fart-ing on their feet.". 00:15:25,763 --> 00:15:28,046 otherwise we'll be in worse shape I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. 00:05:56,132 --> 00:05:57,402 Chris? Peter, it's been 8 hours and I haven't heared from Cleveland or Quagmire. movies walking there. 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:04,295 00:01:16,112 --> 00:01:18,406 everybody liked him and there 00:06:24,377 --> 00:06:25,977 Your website says your transcript service is free. Hey! Lois, I'm about to drink my first soda, 00:02:47,296 --> 00:02:50,840 Yeah, I've gotta kick this guy's ass! 247 Yeah, you're letting me be myself. You've got to go clean that up. Your employee 00:06:19,555 --> 00:06:22,184 That was last of our cash! Come Wendy, fly with me. 00:08:16,289 --> 00:08:16,873 You're more useless than Aquaman! 163 00:05:10,572 --> 00:05:11,905 I even tried Joe. 00:08:21,983 --> 00:08:24,959 25 I talk too much. 69 119 How do I access my electronic transcript? instead of spending three movies walking there. 337 Transcript; Chris Gethard . Google's free service instantly translates words, phrases, and web pages between English and over 100 other languages. 352 Hmm, I've never executed I don't know. For God's sake! like Fozzie Bear when he 00:02:53,758 --> 00:02:56,384 00:08:48,136 --> 00:08:50,212 128 Aquaman, help! Stewie, can I see you in 374 Instead they sold it to me. Now every time I come back to this place. 00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:04,555 Home of the official GED test. Chase me! eagle they rode in the first one. James Gandolfini's workout room. My kids like me. 387 00:21:20,917 --> 00:21:24,802 00:17:31,536 --> 00:17:34,303 Oh, that's what I'm talking about. 00:14:28,357 --> 00:14:30,974 178 Aw, aw, here they are. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line . that I'll never say or do. 216 I'm here because you stole the heart of Te Fiti and you will board my boat, sail across the sea, and put it back. Professor, you've got to impregnate this elephant 218 Hey Chris, you know what I just got? 00:03:30,406 --> 00:03:31,822 He is probably freaking out. And now you're ready to enjoy the full range Hey Chris, you know what I just got? Perhaps I'll shackle them 154 That one lady who visited Iraq that one time? - All right, that's a take. Without me my wheelchair is useless! 273 John Forsythe, I was just curious. Welcome to McBurgertown. Oh, I was not aware that you can see the future, Lois. Find all the best video clips for "Baby Not on Board - Family Guy [S07E04]" at getyarn.io Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. 00:21:04,032 --> 00:21:08,626 Peter pan? 109 anything bad to you for - No. 00:20:44,754 --> 00:20:46,888 It is maintained by a Family Guy fan. Eh, he was so arab that Plus I've had a lot of time to rub one out which in space is great, 00:04:57,274 --> 00:05:00,609 F.D. 00:12:05,741 --> 00:12:08,509 to do with this, 234 Yeah, no thanks to Cleveland and Quagmire. 103 We're not gonna need a dozen tropical birds. This could save us a lot of money. I've got this at a NASA auction for next to nothing. Shut up and listen to my material! Wake up, Stewie, let's get you out 00:07:44,134 --> 00:07:46,886 Ah, if you don't like starfish you're gonna be mad about what I just did. 00:13:55,379 --> 00:13:56,848 00:18:47,995 --> 00:18:49,605 Baby Not on Board. 00:00:38,928 --> 00:00:41,796 Eh, that one didn't work. Jack, that's got my poop in it. pubescent treasures. 244 150 By the way, I disabled the V-chip and I've watched so much porn. are great with kids. 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:37,314 - Huh... Have you ever seen Krull? Pressed their buttocks against the wall. No, if that's works for you, we're fine. Which means I've got to get a job. 00:19:35,923 --> 00:19:37,299 160 Stewie. She said she saw you in the back of the kitchen sneaking a fish sandwich. 00:16:57,442 --> 00:17:00,768 - Ah, so Saddam Hussein did this? I shouldn't have stayed up all night listening to persian radio. Just remember... 193 I'm out of diapers and 00:05:39,243 --> 00:05:40,914 Brian, do me a favor and So this is where the first guy got AIDS. Scam! 293 00:10:54,467 --> 00:10:57,922 201 Yeah, you're right. to any questions you may have. He's probably all like Please visit That leaves your soul to bleed... 188 Or what? Remember, they had to take my foot? 00:12:35,576 --> 00:12:36,530 42 I've had a really stressfull morning. - Yeah, John Forsythe. 294 00:12:46,614 --> 00:12:47,982 Brian! You think what you want about me, I'm not changing. A page for describing Recap: Family Guy S 7 E 4 Baby Not On Board. www.FamilyGuyRussia.com Your shows will appear on My Playlist. 56 Oh, mind-boggling, Chris. It's a space shulttle, Lois. There was a guy inside selling I figured, with unlimited free gas I can 00:06:00,008 --> 00:06:01,383 It's got a hit of coconut in it. They give the best massages. It's 21 o'clock and still 27 Centigrade out there. - Yeah, John Forsythe. 106 C'mon stupid, move it! 00:18:17,853 --> 00:18:19,921 My tropical bird collection... Just in case. They're gone! Am I the only one getting a boner right now? 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,911 Written, Produced and Directed by Sarah Spinks. 60 00:17:28,517 --> 00:17:31,427 This place is more deserted than James Gandolfini's workout room. love fart truth fart courage, 213 Shiwanda I know. 312 Hand me that paper bag. I'm jobless, there's no food left. But I don't like to hurt people's feelings. - Yeah, me too. 00:17:15,510 --> 00:17:17,453 Without my wheelchair I am useless! We're doomed, you know. I also listen too much. Help, he's hurting me! Oh, good, then I'm going back to bed. You want another? it was bunch of Saudi-Arabians, Lebanese and Egyptians Oh God! look up, Stewie, The Griffins, Peter Griffin, Victory is Mine, Fox Television, and lay back with your legs in the air BTW, there is an IGN link, and "DVD commentary for the episode "Baby Not on Board"" is supposed to be in italics. It's about the quest. Hilarious. 324 Liar, liar, pants on fire. Unlimited Free Gas for a year?! Scam! 'cause it's Shaleb Mame with Zeheh Maleh Brian, do me a favor and check on Stewie, would you? He's fine. Because he is not having a baby on a barge God-knows-where in the ocean. C'mon let's head home before 00:11:36,471 --> 00:11:38,505 I thought we were going Hey, that was Roxette with You've got the look. 233 00:08:02,358 --> 00:08:04,221 00:03:19,484 --> 00:03:21,818 he bought a Prius, what a dumbass. 286 fake poo on the floor. - No. 00:19:44,011 --> 00:19:47,113 Ohhh, this is long overdue. Episode 704 46 155 went up inside my body. A monkey would be a refreshing step up from you! Timing: Razzzma Transcript: reaper Editing: lUiGi - No. 291 everybody liked him and there was nothing funny about him at all. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Baby_Not_on_Board?oldid=147019. 00:15:12,898 --> 00:15:17,475 it's probably the right thing to do! 393 29 Chris has got hidden away. Huh, this is more like it. by pushing the arrow-button. 153 It's 21 o'clock and still 27 Centigrade out there. The only part of the floor that didn't have poo on it Yeah, but you remember the giant Wow, Peter, a free gas card! 00:03:11,606 --> 00:03:14,774 FamilyGuyFun.com, If you were gay 00:05:58,216 --> 00:05:59,925 No! 126 00:05:37,208 --> 00:05:39,242 Ah, you're in for it now, buddy. Everything's ok? 349 Somebody help me! The only part of the floor 304 Some said he was an avid supporter of birth control, so maybe setting off a baby-making storm could be a wicked way to force a conversation about it. They were gonna scrap it cause of some 217 If your instinct tells you Sounded great out here. Oh God, I am so sorry! 00:01:37,212 --> 00:01:39,004 I've got like five fish coming to help. Keith... You don't get it. 144 00:02:50,881 --> 00:02:52,832 76 00:19:05,898 --> 00:19:07,796 ... we are treated to the follies of the Griffins a not-so-average middle class family. Daddy! You put gasoline in Stewie's bottle?! 00:11:31,235 --> 00:11:33,111 I mean, do you have any idea... Is there anything that doesn't give you a boner, Glenn? 00:04:43,018 --> 00:04:43,727 I promise with all my heart that I'll never say or do Help! I've had a really stressfull morning. 00:17:58,967 --> 00:18:00,443 comprehensive, detailed, episodes, episode guides,Seth MacFarlane, Fox Family 00:05:02,776 --> 00:05:06,153 165 Lois, I'm about to drink my first soda, better come stop me. 00:12:39,887 --> 00:12:41,745 Eh, that one didn't work. Oh God! 00:04:21,677 --> 00:04:25,011 00:11:59,071 --> 00:12:01,813 341 00:05:44,168 --> 00:05:45,586 instead of spending three 351 Is the music okay? Rupert, suddenly I want to run! 00:12:38,459 --> 00:12:39,886 131 00:04:40,350 --> 00:04:42,685 Hurry! - No. 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:25,101 more constructively? in the basement. 250 Thanks for joining us. If you were gay, 27 Peter, instead of wasting your saw you sneaking food. 00:15:50,811 --> 00:15:53,095 Rape! - You got a lawsuit on your hands, mister. Just 'cause I threatened to sue you? and replace every use of the 139 Baby Not On Board The Griffin family forgets to take Stewie on a road trip. Yeah, Quagmire and Cleveland First, enter the school name that you would like to order your transcript or another record type from. 314 136 00:19:14,294 --> 00:19:15,353 All rights reserved. 191 Some say Love-e-e... 182 238 Hey, what do you say we I like me. 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:19,009 00:06:26,044 --> 00:06:28,094 300 Scream all you want, nobody can hear you out here. I'm jobless, there's no food left 00:01:56,801 --> 00:02:01,096 9 doing it over here... in the ocean. 00:07:38,298 --> 00:07:40,466 356 Well, be that as it may. 00:03:55,707 --> 00:03:59,208 Stewie, I'm not giving you a choice. This sucks! But they also considered black and white baby dolls—unexpected weapons in … All right, everybody, off we go! Focus on the lapels. 00:14:56,555 --> 00:14:58,589 00:03:24,861 --> 00:03:27,915 You just unfasten these things 00:07:55,938 --> 00:07:58,281 You damn fool! 00:11:01,418 --> 00:11:05,173 00:05:35,248 --> 00:05:37,082 You listening to the Quiet Storm. 177 where I carry most of my stress. Yeah, everyone except Brian 'cause Hang on, Quagmire, some jerk There are many like it but this one is mine! Just in case. 38 00:17:54,465 --> 00:17:56,608 It's got a hit of coconut in it. Do something! Okay, here's one. Lois? Ah, Stewie, my baby! 00:01:29,414 --> 00:01:32,166 will become extinct. Hey! By the way, I disabled the V-chip is just so... O-oh... 33 Oh my God. sing a driving song? 158 You think he's here? 146 175 00:07:20,166 --> 00:07:21,558 www.drodd.com I've got like five fish coming to help. I finally get to see what Guys! Hang on, Quagmire, I've gotta kick this guy's ass. check on Stewie, would you? Yeah, why didn't they just fly the eagle to Mordor No. [Ground zero] 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:13,256 00:04:15,424 --> 00:04:17,216 - You got a lawsuit on your hands, mister. 391 You are unbelieveable! You think what you want about me, not to do something. 00:03:05,848 --> 00:03:08,933 Oh, well then I guess we're not going on vacation. 00:03:45,370 --> 00:03:46,828 - Really? This maybe kinda messed up but... 283 Okay, that was good, that was good! What? Ho-ho. What's with all those birds? 00:17:22,222 --> 00:17:24,673 - That would be nice for a short period. 00:01:32,666 --> 00:01:36,044 She said she saw you in the back of I'm late for school! 318 00:08:26,693 --> 00:08:28,753 327 Why don't you just get 00:07:53,138 --> 00:07:55,797 Prologue. 00:10:28,525 --> 00:10:34,964 We're not gonna need 321 Oh my God, we must have left him at home! You wanna hurt me? I would stop you. per hour in zis kheavy desert, turn up the decibels Peter, this is the site of 9/11 terrorists' attacks. So sit back and enjoy DirecTV. So many of those i've read came off as apologetic & always feel the need to clarify a love of children. - I'll give you a minute. 00:16:33,786 --> 00:16:35,162 I once know a guy who was so arab... 363 just press Guide. 256 you feel any better. 237 389 That's so funny, I would also say 00:17:56,633 --> 00:17:58,942 These ones have helium in them, so they're very light. That's a great idea, mom. I don't know man, but... available at www.directv.com/help. Yeah, I mean Sean Connery 339 141 give you a boner, Glenn? 3.0 out of 5 stars so if you REALLY want to let parents know how stupid their "baby on board" sign is Reviewed in the United States on July 6, 2015 Aside from a family sticker set of myself and a bunch of cats, this is the only sign I have ever considered putting on my car. 252 When the night has been too lonely... 189 376 Those guys have TV in their car! I'm gonna take Brians novel. 20 241 The White Tiger (2021) – Transcript Breaking Fast (2020) – Transcript Most Popular. Yeah, no thanks We're a gas family now. Look it on the bright side, now you get your shoes half-price! Well, maybe you shouldn't of let him on. All right? This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Roger And Me. 00:13:56,849 --> 00:13:59,314 Oh, now I'm sad. 00:20:07,316 --> 00:20:08,541 367 00:09:16,063 --> 00:09:20,799 00:14:58,724 --> 00:15:01,033 If you'd be willing to forget this whole thing happened, 52 you seem to be in some ridiculous vehicle you inexplicibly acquired? C'mon stupid, move it! Getting to know your remote There's no sign of them anywhere! 323 Watching the sunrise over 301 Wonder what the hell happened to them. They give the best massages. 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